sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
please don't ironically join a cult
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