went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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