It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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