My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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