...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
