Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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