Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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