god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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