PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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