u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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