Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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