He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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