Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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