Please, let me fuck your mom
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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