he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he fucked my hip out of place.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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