so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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