Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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