im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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