You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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