Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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