I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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