3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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