I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You can make out without kissing
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