Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I bet he comes in French.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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