Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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