I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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