Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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