i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
