pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
third nipple confirmed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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