return my video game
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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