i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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