So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Randomize
