I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
last night I used snow as a chaser
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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