What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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