Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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