yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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