i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my shit smells like andre
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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