Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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