The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
