Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
