sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
MIDGETS
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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