Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
