Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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