Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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