i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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