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what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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