smell my finger.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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