You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
