Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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