Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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