i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
