After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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