If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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