Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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