it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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